Speed was irrelevant in .3gp romance. Two turtles attempting to mate or simply sit on a rock became an epic saga of patience. Because the frame rate was so low, the turtles moved at a speed that made geological time seem fast. Yet, the romantic tension was palpable. Will he reach the lettuce? Will she notice him? The low resolution stripped away movement, leaving only intent.

These clips were the pioneers of the "Animals Being Derps" genre we love today.