You cannot cast literal hexes via Slack, but corporate vernacular is close enough. Master the hierarchy of textual aggression:
“You’re our third analyst this quarter,” Lilith said, handing Mira a laptop with no charger. “The first cried during QBR. The second tried to unionize. We found his badge in the shredder.” corporate slave succubus survival of newcomer
The raw, aggressive drive of a middle manager trying to impress the VP. You cannot cast literal hexes via Slack, but