He turned off his phone. The battery icon hadn't moved. Tomorrow, he would check for a photo of the dancer. It would take two minutes to load a 20KB image. And when it finally appeared, pixelated and glorious, he would feel like a king.

If your "J2ME" phone is actually an older Android device (e.g., Android 2.3 Gingerbread), you can install Facebook Lite from the Google Play Store or APK archive sites. This is a full-featured, lightweight Facebook client that performs well even on 2G/3G networks and low-RAM devices.