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"DODGE!" screamed the raid leader on voice chat.

Dr. Helena Mertz, a professor of internet linguistics at MIT (fictional, but go with it), explains: “The keyword acts as a shibboleth. If you can say it aloud without laughing, you’re too online. If you try to break it down logically, you’ve already lost. It’s performance art disguised as a typo.” erenarinkangxixraideneifuckindancinch

The Raideneif clan, however, seemed to have a few tricks up their sleeve. They had brought with them a dark and ancient power, one that threatened to consume the very fabric of reality. Eren and his allies fought valiantly, but they were vastly outnumbered, and the tide of the battle began to turn in favor of the Raideneif. "DODGE

The Dragon spawned. It roared, a sound that shattered the ambient sound design. It breathed fire. If you can say it aloud without laughing,